Assemble the Gang

If you’re reading this, there are 3 things you should know:

the good

You are officially in the gang — congratulations!

the bad

You’ve been to this website 100’s if not 1000’s of times, and you’re stuck in THE LOOP.

the UGLY

There’s only one way out of THE LOOP.

We need to Assemble The Gang.

*If you know SOMEONE who’s in the dark, tell them about

FISTFUL OF SANDWICHES.

The fate of ALL realities is in your hands!

MICHAEL BORYS — Purveyor of Hope and Sandwiches